Joke of the week

Do you want to know how astronauts make jokes?

They Planet.

what did one wall say to the other wall?

meet you at the corner.

a bear walked into a pub and asked for a drink.................................. and a sandwich.

The barman replied,” what’s with the large PAWS.” 

14/11/19

I invented a new word!

Plagiarism!

17/10/19
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere!